20 Santa Claus Quotes and sayings to get you in the Christmas Spirit.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ~Dick Gregory For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you’d stay up until three in the morning. You’d hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus. ~Chris Pine Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? ~Arlo Guthrie I think we have to believe in things we don’t see. That’s really important for all of us, whether it’s your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That’s pretty much what it’s about ~James Caan Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~Dennis Miller Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows; who shares his joys with those who are sad; whose hand is never closed against the needy; whose arm is ever outstretched to aid the week; whose sympathy is quick and genuine in time of trouble; who recognizes a comrade and brother in every man he meets upon life’s common road; who lives his life throughout the entire year in the Christmas spirit. ~EDWIN OSGOOD GROVER The real Santa Claus is at the mall. ~Lemony Snicket There are three phases in a mans life… He believes in Santa claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa claus, he is Santa Claus. ~Unknown Author Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus!… There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. ~FRANCIS P. CHURCH |
Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? ~Tom Armstrong I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. ~John Andrew Holmes A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. ~ Herbert Hoover Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no child-like faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! ~Francis P. Church Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person on earth… I woke up in a box. ~unknown Author It’s always good for us to pause And think awhile of Santa Claus– That jolly symbol we revere When we approach the changing year. Behind his beard so long and white, In which our children take delight, There beats a heart from color free Which bids all children “come to me.” ~MARSHALL M. MORGAN Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! ~Francis Pharcellus Church |
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