REDNECK STOMP JOKES

by ROCKY
(NC)

you might be a redneck if your lady can do it faster than you

you might be a redneck if you have to take a dump on your frount lawn becasue your wife broke the tolet.

you might be a redneck if you take your girlfriend out to eat in your kitchen.

you might be a redneck if you like to play the game corn hole while drinking a beer.

you might be a redneck if you love to drink and dip all day.

you might be a redneck if you pull down your pants and say woops i forgot my boxers.

you might be a redneck if you rather be under a car than mowin the lawn.

you might be a redneck if you loose your virginity to an old fat lady.

you might be a redneck if you loose your pants in a fight with a girl and end up having sex the next moment with that same girl.

you might be a redneck if you love mtv and to act like a helicopter.