This truck has been in 15 accidents…and hasn’t lost one yet. Heavily medicated for your safety. Hello, officer. Put it on my tab. Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine. This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson. Unless […]
You gotta love livin’, baby, ’cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass. ~Frank SinatraEverything has been figured out, except how to live. ~ Jean-Paul SartreLife is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~Tom Lehrer Life is not a static thing. The only people who […]
36 funny love quotes: Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. ~Sam Shepard If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? ~Lily Tomlin Love is a disease, but curable. ~Dame Rose Macaulay Love is an agreement on the part of two people to overestimate each other. ~E.M. Cioran A strong […]
The best golf sayings of all time: The more I practice, the luckier I get. ~Gary Player If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is […]
81 Graduation Sayings and Quotes: Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~Newton D. Baker Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among […]
32 Happy Life Quotes: Life is like a roller coaster, live it, be happy, enjoy life. ~Avril Lavigne Everything you need for a happy life is within yourself. ~Unknown Author Life is full of challenges, being happy shouldn’t be one of them. ~Unknown author Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy […]
Right here, you’ll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang: iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying! Not worth a hoot and a holler! Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Shit fire and save the […]
38 I love you quotes: So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. ~Paulo Coelho Ask the child why it is born; ask the flower why it blossoms; ask the sun why it shines. I love you because I must love you. ~George P. Upton I vow to love […]
Below is a huge collection of independence day quotes and July 4th sayings plus a few fun 4th of July facts and 4th of July jokes. So, if you are headed off to a 4th of July picnic, stock up on all this great info, so you can wow your family and friends with all your Independence […]
31 Inspirational Life Quotes: Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes you up depends on us. ~L Thomas Holdcroft The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. ~William James Who cares about great marks left behind? We have one life, rigidly defined. Just one. […]