Chocolate Sayings, Quotes, and Expressions

100+ chocolate sayings and quotes:

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. 
~Fernando Pessoa

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! 
~ Sandra J. Dykes

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
~Emily Luchetti

when no one understands you, chocolate is there
~Daniel Worona

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
~Baron Justus von Liebig

Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it’s chocolate that steals the show.
~Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak!
~Unknown

Eating chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
~Unknown

Chocolate is the Answer. Who cares what the Question is?
~Unknown

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.
~Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
~Jason Love

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.
~Terri Guillemets

A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.
~Linda Solegato

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
~Al Pacino as John Milton in The Devil’s Advocate

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
~Jo Brand

I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter!
~ Unknown

There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.
~ Unknown

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
~ Unknown

Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
~ Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…It may not be true, but do I dare to take the chance?
~Unknown

For some there’s therapy for the rest of us there’s chocolate.

~Unknown

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
~Terry Moore

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
~Thomas Jefferson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
~Michael Levine

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
~Charles Schulz

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
~Alicia Silverstone

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.

~Spanish Proverb

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms; and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
~-Dave Barry

Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers.
~Benneville Strohecker

Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
~Jasmine Heiler

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.
~Oleg Kiselev

A new British survey has revealed that nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person lies.
~Robert Paul

I’m not a big sweets person. But I’m a chocolate person. It’s the good stuff.
~Michelle Pfeiffer

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
~Charles M. Schultz

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