Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

Chocolate quotes from your favorite famous personalities:

I am not overweight. I am chocolate enriched.

~ Daniel Worona

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

~Sandra Boynton

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.                      

 ~Leslie Moak Murray

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

~Judith Viorst

Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don’t overdo it.

~Edward “Grandpa” Jones

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

~Jason Love

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

~Emily Luchetti

I want it all and I want it smothered in chocolate!

~Daniel Worona

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!

~Jessi Lane Adams

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.

~Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

~Lora Brody

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

~John Belushi

Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It’s something that should be had on a daily basis.

~Sandra Bullock

I don’t eat it, because otherwise I remember how much I love it, and I’d eat it every day.

~Jodie Foster

A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.

~Linda Solegato

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

~Andy Milonakis

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!

~Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

~Catherine Aitken

Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

~ Terry Moore

Chocolate — The Consuming Passion’ was written for the Chocolate Elite – the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using ‘like’ as in ‘I like to breathe.

~Sandra Boynton

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

~Katharine Hepburn

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.

~Milton Snavely Hershey

Any sane person loves chocolate.

~Bob Greene

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested… that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.

~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.

~Kim Williams

Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.

~Ted Allen

Chocolate remedies adversity.

~Jareb Teague

Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne.

~Daniel Worona

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

~George Bernard Shaw

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There’s definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It’s my favorite feeling. I live for it.

~John Travolta

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

~Judith Viorst

And above all… Think Chocolate!

~Betty Crocker

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